Well, I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin'
Yes, I'm workin' all the time
It seems to me
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess that's why they call me
They call me the workin' man
'Cause I get home at five o'clock
And I take myself out an ice cold beer
Always seem to be wondering'
Why there's nothin' goin' down here
I guess that's why they call me
They call me the workin' man
"Workin' Man" - Words & Music by Lee & Lifeson
Even though my time at Pine Lake was probably the high point of my B&R Stores career, I did manage to get myself in trouble a couple of times. In B&R Stores, once you got into trouble, the target on your back never really went away. In addition to my own experience I was aware of others who never fully recovered from one bad decision. One really stupid thing I did was play a prank on our janitor, a "special needs" adult. We'll call him Danny. Danny loved to joke around with the rest of the employees, and everyone tried to make him feel part of the team. Part of this involved the normal ribbing that employees give each other. (In retrospect this was a really stupid and insensitive thing to do, and I hesitate to include it in this review of my work life, but it is important to understand the perspective of how the corporate brass viewed me.) One afternoon, about a week before the holiday party I called Danny pretending to be the company president, Pat Raybould. I asked him if he had a necktie, which he would be required to wear during the awards ceremony. (I know -- stupid). Before I could find him and tell him that it was a prank, he had called his mother to tell her that he was receiving an award at the holiday party. Mom complained. I got written up. In person. By the company VP of Operations. (He told my store director that he couldn't be trusted to convey the seriousness of the issue). Not only was I written up, but I had to go to the employee assistance program for counseling. And I was barred from attending the holiday party. And to pour salt in the wound, I was charged $20 for not attending the party! (When we signed up to attend the annual party we had to agree to be charged $20 if we ended up not going).
The other thing that caused a target to get permanently affixed to my back involved the store newsletter from a few years back. Once I had been removed from the editorial staff of "Nine's News" I started my own newsletter, "Words of Wisdom by Ill-Gotten Booty". After a while I turned it into a blog which garnered readers from around the company. This was attention that I should have avoided! Since the subject matter was mostly store related, I was no doubt asking for trouble. The first article that got me noticed was when the Lincoln Journal-Star included the 48th & O Super Saver night crew in a series about Lincoln after dark. The photos included in the article showed multiple violations of what I referred to as the "Schulte Doctrine", Operations VP Tom Schulte's micromanaging of night crew operations. Store Director Nick gave me a heads-up that the blog was getting attention, but nothing further was said about it. I regularly wrote humorous Top Ten lists, and featured one of the Top Ten Reasons to Attend the B&R Holiday Party, which ended up being referenced on stage at the party itself. I was never confronted about it, but it came up several years later in the aftermath of another situation and incorrectly referred to as Top Ten Reasons Not to Attend the B&R Holiday Party. You truly couldn't put your mistakes behind you at B&R Stores.
For most store director openings the corporate office generally promoted assistant store directors or brought in someone from outside the company. And since most assistant store directors aspired to be store directors, every time a store director retired, or a new store was built, most, if not all, assistant store directors applied for the position -- including me. Over the years I applied for quite a few opening:
- Bishop Heights Russ's
- Bishop Heights Russ's (again)
- 66th & O Russ's
- Cornhusker Super Saver
- 30th & Ames Omaha Super Saver
- Russ's Havelock
- Generic Super Saver (they were moving people around)
- Russ's 33rd & Hwy 2
- Russ's 70th & Van Dorn
- Generic store director position that turned out to be Russ's 70th & Van Dorn (again - I got this one!)
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